Monday, August 3, 2009

Uncle Tim's Wedding

The cutest groomsman that ever was.
Kyle: "My Uncle Tim is getting may-weed. I'm going to talk during his whole 8 minute ceremony."
One of the beautiful cakes from Papa Hayden's.
In the words of a great American icon, "Yum-O."
The most beautiful venue for a wedding.
The sun setting over the Columbia River - the view to the west....
... and the view to the East. Gorgeous.
Kyle met a new friend, Zoe, at the wedding.
Doesn't it look like they are on a date?
Grandpa Gresham "spelling" (?) mommy and holding Ryan for a bit.
Grandma & Grandpa with their grandsons.
"Dude, I'm glad that there is beer." "Dude, I know."
Brooke looked absolutely beautiful and gave a very heartfelt toast.
Doug giving his toast - he did a great job and managed to solicit some babysitting services at the same time. I love having nieces!
Here is a brief recap of our night after Uncle Tim's wedding, Memento style:
1 am - everyone is finally in bed & sleeping
12:45 am - Doug is showering Kyle
12:30 am - Doug is using Nature's Miracle on a spot of pee after Kyle decides to pee on the carpet right in front of the shower
12:15 am - Melissa runs over a raccoon with the car and Kyle gets very quiet and seems kind of sad
12:00 am - We leave the Lloyd Center movie theater parking lot
11:55 pm - Melissa spots a drug deal go down inthe Lloyd Center movie theater parking lot
11:30 pm - We pull off to the Lloyd Center movie theater parking lot and undress Kyle out of his tuxedo and find any scrap of paper towel, Wet One or wipe we can find and uninstall his carseat
11:25 pm - Kyle gags and subsequently vomits all over his rented tuxedo and tuxedo shoes and carseat
11:00 pm - We finally leave the Vista House parking lot
10:30 pm - Kyle is walking around the wedding telling everyone he can "Hello. Good bye. Hello. Good bye."
10:15 pm - Kyle is being high-fived by strangers and told "You can cut a rug, dude!" and "You are a party machine."
10:00 pm - Kyle is in the center of a circle of clapping people, laying on the floor, using his feet to rotate on his back as people chant "Go Kyle! Go Kyle! Go Kyle!"
9:55 pm - Kyle is dancing up a storm to his favorite song, Flo Rida's "Low."

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