Thursday, September 3, 2015

Disney Wonder Day 4: Skagway Alaska

On the ferry to Haines.  Check his bottom left lip for more liquid sunshine aka drool
He got splashed by some Lynn Canal water.
He is too old to be carried, but too rowdy not to be.
How much is this vacation costing me?
On the 4x4's.  For all intents and purposes, this should have been a lousy trip due to the cold and rain and general disposition of all Wicks and Greshams.  But somehow we pulled it off and had a great time.
Two keys to the positive experience: travel blankets and an in-depth conversation about which plants would hurt the most to use in a backpacking number 2 wiping situation.  This is my life with boys.
At one point the boys were chanting "Nana!  Nana!  Nana!" like she was a superstar.  She was a superstar to deal with all of us for more than a week.
Riding mules never smelled so fresh.
Back to the mother ship.

Disney Wonder Day 3: Tracy Arm Alaska

Absolutely perfect day. 
However (and there is always a however), when you have 2 rambunctious little boys, telling them to sit and watch ice that moves at about 0.00003 miles per hour is a difficult sell. 
The humpback dance is your chance to do the hump.
So beautiful.  I must admit I felt a little guilty travelling through this pristine, uninhabited wilderness on a giant children's party hotel.
Actual sunshine, not liquid sunshine.
I call this, the thin sun line.
Waterfall after waterfall from the glaciers down to the fjord.
He bought a bucket of beers to watch ice move... while wearing a pretentious scarf.  This is what you do on an Alaskan cruise.
Dude, where's the glacier?
Something that surprised me is how green the water was.  I expected it to be muddy or bright blue, but the glacial silt makes it green.
Couldn't have asked for a better day to view a glacier.
Even the little ice bergs were Disney-esque.
Blue ice.
Although we didn't see any orca the whole trip, there was an iceberg glacier that I'm pretty sure was commissioned by the people at Disney to provide a perfect photo.
Just a few dudes watching a glacier.
I loved the composition of this photo and how now that the boat is turning, all of the cabin residents have retreated back into the belly of the ship to stumble up to the buffet and return to stuffing themselves full of salmon and mickey bars.
Goodbye Tracy Arm.

Disney Cruise to Alaska videos (labels added later)


https://youtu.be/EoTgMnfsYHk

https://youtu.be/CeUXYf9CfPY

https://youtu.be/7qa4Iu2c1Dw

https://youtu.be/5Dx31lZjmyQ

https://youtu.be/NpJWPl94B44

https://youtu.be/LsmDI9YSybw

https://youtu.be/HUeLg4siSCg

https://youtu.be/KBIPf1MuMuA

https://youtu.be/qCaQy3VWpbE

On the Disney Wonder to Alaska (8/24-31/15)

The Disney experience as you enter the ship is a red carpet event with the crew clapping and announcing your name... or so I heard.  Some lady butted her way in between me (and the 6 pieces of luggage I was toting) and the rest of my family (who were relatively luggage free).
The perfect recipe for a little down time on the ship.  Taking Sick In The Head on a Disney Cruise was not lost on me.  And substitute a flute of champagne for the coffee after about 3pm.
The entrance into the Walt Disney Theater.  The boys loved it, but I think Uncle Matt was a little over the "broadway style" performances.  But he was a trooper and came to each show with us!
Another Disney tradition is to decorate your door so that kids can easily identify your room.  Here is our room.  OK, just kidding.  Our door did have a 1" x 1" square magnet with black and white polka dots.  Very fancy.  Seriously with the origami?  Way to go Room 7567 family.
There were cartoon artwork around the ship as well.
The character breakfast was brilliant.  Here is my mom doing a Disney version of a grandma who has lost her mind.
He may not be a planet anymore, but Pluto is still a blast.  Someone told a Uranus joke and although Kyle does not understand why it is funny, he continues to tell Uranus jokes at a moment's notice.
Nana and Papa bought the boys journals to capture their inner most cruise thoughts.  Kyle's first entry said, "This is a picture of me running into a naked booty in a bathroom stall." 
The ship has a pool that the boys enjoyed on the first day.  What a way to start the trip!
Down the slide!
He has a six pack, which is amazing since he only eats bagels, bread, pizza, hot dogs, and Cliff Bars.
Baywatch moment.  Move over David Hasselhoff and David Charvet.
Ryan made friends before he even boarded the Disney Wonder.  Yay for daycare teaching my children to integrate with new friends.
About to leave Canada Place in Vancouver BC.  Nana and Papa were only 2 doors down. 
This is Ryan's take on the send off party.  He's finding his happy place.
Goodbye Vancouver.
The party out of the harbor!  Work it Disney pep squad in all of your hyped up positivity.
We had such a nice cabin.  We were very spoiled.
Character breakfast napkin hat.  Awesome.
When on Disney, do as the characters do.
Pluto with Goofy#1.
Pluto with Goofy #2.
Pluto with Goofy #3.  Uncle Matt was not thrilled with everything involved in this photo.
Papa's favorite, Goofy!
Goofy sets sail.
Ryan's favorite: Captain Mickey!
The best photo we could do for formal night.  The problem with my dress was that the moment I sat down, it became essentially a robe, so that was lovely.  Thank god I had a shawl.  Could you imagine flashing people on a Disney cruise?
Fancy family.
The two handsomest little boys I have ever seen.  And the older boy looked very handsome too!
Watching the festivities.
Sunset.
Whale watching with Papa.  The Disney Wonder also provides blankets, which is brilliant.
Boys on a boat.
Porthole poses.
At one of the upscale family concierge events, here we are behaving like respectable... wait... what?  He later ate about 45 shrimp.
More porthole poses.  Note his new favorite stuffed animal that he now takes everywhere.  Really hoping we don't lose Stuffy Goofy because I have no idea where to buy a replacement.
Kyle's favorite: Donald Duck!